Your Weekly Horoscope Newsletter: September 29-October 5

Hey torch bearer,

This week’s cosmic forecast isn’t here for your comfort zone.

With Juno moving into Sagittarius, Mercury squaring off with Jupiter, and Pallas going direct in Aquarius, love’s script just got a messy rewrite. Translation: the stars are telling you to stop clinging to outdated “rules” and start flirting with freedom. Some signs will crave adventure, others will get roasted for their perfection hang-ups.

Either way, the universe says: trade control for curiosity and let romance get real.

In this issue:
⚡Weekly tarot card: The Lovers urge you to choose love and growth
🪐 Horoscopes: Is passion in the stars?
⚖️ Your Turn: How to embrace Fall’s adventure
✨ Cosmic Close: Astrology and spooky season

🎃 October’s magic is on the horizon. Click here to see what the stars have in store for your sign this month.

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HOROSCOPES
Passion Meets Stars.

♈️ ARIES (March 21 – April 19)
Adventure is calling, but make sure your partner gets an invitation too. As Juno enters Sagittarius this week, your relationship is about to embark on an exciting journey of growth and exploration. This is the perfect time to plan that trip you’ve been dreaming about together or finally have that deep conversation about your shared future. Single Aries might find love in the most unexpected places, perhaps while trying something completely new. The key is staying open to possibilities while honoring your need for independence.

♉️ TAURUS (April 20 – May 20)
Sometimes the smartest thing you can do is admit you were wrong. Be prepared to have some honest conversations with your partner about outdated expectations and embrace a more authentic way of loving. Mercury’s square to Jupiter on Wednesday brings some eye-opening revelations to your love life. That relationship advice you’ve been clinging to? Time to reassess. What worked for your parents’ generation might not work for yours, and that’s perfectly okay.

♊️ GEMINI (May 21 – June 20)
Your brain is your sexiest asset and it’s time to put it to work. With Pallas going direct in Aquarius on Saturday, you’re entering a phase of romantic genius. Those innovative ideas you have about relationships aren’t just pipe dreams, they’re the blueprint for your future happiness. If you’re coupled up, collaborate on a project that excites you both. Single Geminis should trust their intuition when it comes to potential partners; your ability to see people’s true nature is especially sharp right now.

♋️ CANCER (June 21 – July 22)
Growth happens when you stop trying to control the narrative. Your natural tendency to nurture is beautiful, but don’t let it become a cage for either you or your partner. This week, try saying “yes” to spontaneous plans and “no” to over-analyzing every romantic gesture. Juno’s move into Sagittarius illuminates the need for more adventure in your relationships. Trust that love can flourish even when you’re not micromanaging every detail.

♌️ LEO (July 23 – August 22)
Confidence is attractive, but flexibility is irresistible. The Mercury-Jupiter square on Wednesday challenges you to reconsider some of your most cherished beliefs about love and romance. That fairy tale ending you’ve been scripting? Life might have other plans, and they could be even better. Be willing to adapt your romantic expectations based on new information, and don’t let your pride prevent you from growing alongside your relationships.

♍️ VIRGO (August 23 – September 22)
Perfect is the enemy of passionate, choose passion. This week brings a shift in perspective that could revolutionize your love life. Stop waiting for the “perfect” moment or the “perfect” person and start embracing the beautifully imperfect reality of human connection. Your analytical nature is a gift, but this week, try leading with your heart instead of your head. Sometimes the best relationships are the ones that don’t make sense on paper.

♎️ LIBRA (September 23 – October 22)
Strategy without spontaneity is just a fancy way of playing it safe. As Pallas goes direct in Aquarius, your natural diplomatic skills get a futuristic upgrade. You’re seeing relationship patterns and possibilities that others are completely missing. Use this insight to break free from romantic routines that no longer serve you. Whether you’re single or coupled, this is your moment to innovate in love and create something uniquely yours.

♏️ SCORPIO (October 23 – November 21)
The only commitment that matters is the one to your own growth. Juno’s entrance into Sagittarius lights a fire under your relationship sector, demanding more authenticity and less performance. If you’ve been playing a role in your romantic life, the perfect partner, the mysterious lover, the emotional caretaker, it’s time to drop the act and show up as your real self. True intimacy can only happen when the masks come off.

♐️ SAGITTARIUS (November 22 – December 21)
Adventure is great, but shared adventure is legendary. With Juno entering your sign, relationships take center stage in the most exciting way possible. This isn’t about settling down, it’s about finding someone who’s as eager to explore life as you are. Existing partnerships get a shot of wanderlust energy that could manifest as travel plans, philosophical discussions, or simply trying new experiences together. Love should expand your world, not shrink it.

♑️ CAPRICORN (December 22 – January 19)
Sometimes the best plans are the ones you make while laughing. Efficiency is overrated when it comes to matters of the heart. The Mercury-Jupiter square reminds you that love isn’t a business merger, despite what your practical nature might suggest. Those relationship “strategies” you’ve been implementing? Time to loosen up and let some chaos in. Your partner doesn’t need a project manager, they need someone who can laugh at life’s absurdities alongside them.

♒️ AQUARIUS (January 20 – February 18)
Your weirdness is not a bug, it’s the feature everyone’s been waiting for. Pallas going direct in your sign on October 4th activates your relationship superpowers. You’re seeing connections and possibilities that would make a matchmaker jealous, but don’t forget to apply this wisdom to your own love life. That unconventional approach to romance you’ve been considering? This is your green light. Traditional relationship rules were made to be broken by someone exactly like you.

♓️ PISCES (February 19 – March 20)
Dreams are beautiful, but shared dreams are unstoppable. This week brings clarity to your romantic illusions, some will be shattered, others will be upgraded to reality. Trust your intuitive hits about people and relationships, but don’t ignore the practical red flags your rational mind is waving. The goal isn’t to find someone who completes you, but someone who inspires you to complete yourself while building something magical together.

TOP TRANSIT
Juno Enters Sagittarius (October 1)

🗳️ Your votes sealed the deal. Our Transit of the Week isn’t going anywhere.

Relationships are about to feel less like contracts and more like road trips. Juno sliding into Sagittarius shifts the vibe from “what’s the rulebook?” to “where are we headed next?” Commitment now looks like shared adventure, mutual growth, and giving each other room to breathe.

Think: booking a spontaneous weekend getaway, signing up for a class together, debating big ideas over late-night pizza, or saying yes to a partner who pushes you out of your comfort zone in the best way.

Ask yourself: Am I choosing love that expands my world—or one that boxes me in?

TAROT VISION
The Lovers: Choosing Love, Choosing Growth

This week’s tarot card pull is The Lovers, captured in the image of two white doves perched close, framed by roses and the curve of an old-world bridge. It’s tender but deliberate, reminding us that love isn’t just fate: it’s a choice made again and again.

The Lovers call us to examine our commitments. Are we staying small out of habit, or choosing relationships that expand our world? With Juno stepping into Sagittarius, the cosmos asks for love that’s adventurous, honest, and aligned with your higher self.

✨ The message: Don’t default to “good enough.” The Lovers invite you to pick with intention, to choose partners and paths that feel bigger, freer, and more alive. Real love expands, not contracts.

✨ Your Weekly Flow:

🌑 Monday–Tuesday: Clearing Space for Love
Before Juno shifts signs, The Lovers remind you to clear the static. Wrap up lingering entanglements, say goodbye to half-hearted situationships, and make room for what you actually want. Love needs clean energy, not leftovers.

🏹 Wednesday: Juno Enters Sagittarius
The official reset. Adventure and expansion step into your relationship sector. This is soulmate road-trip energy, not Netflix-and-stagnate. With The Lovers as your mirror, ask: Am I choosing love out of habit or out of possibility? Now’s the time to pick the path that feels bigger, freer, and more alive.

⚖️ Thursday–Friday: Choices Define Connection
The Lovers aren’t just about romance, they’re about choices. How you show up in love this week sets the tone for what’s next. Sag energy asks for honesty — no more half-truths to keep the peace. Whether you’re swiping, dating, or deep in partnership, the vibe is: be real, or be gone.

🔥 Saturday–Sunday: Partnership as Adventure
The weekend leans romantic but restless. Take your love out into the world — a cozy café date, a fall thrift shop stroll, or a last-minute trip. The Lovers remind you that passion grows when you explore together. Love isn’t meant to shrink your life, it’s meant to make it bigger.

YOUR TURN
🍂 Your Turn: Embrace Fall’s Adventure

With Juno entering Sagittarius on October 1, the cosmos is spotlighting partnerships that spark growth, adventure, and fresh perspective. Fall isn’t just cozy sweaters and pumpkin spice. It’s also an invitation to expand, explore, and lean into connections that make you feel more alive.

Explore this 3-step ritual to align with Juno-in-Sag energy:

Your Juno-in-Sag indulgence ideas:
✨ Curate a fall bucket list with a friend or partner
📚 Dive into a philosophy or travel book that opens your mind
🍂 Take a long walk under the changing leaves, phone-free
🔥 Try something new together: trivia night, salsa dancing, or thrifted date outfits

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COSMIC CLOSE
🌙 Cosmic Close: Astrology and the Spooky Season

The chill in the air, the crunch of leaves, the itch to light candles and lean into a little mystery? It’s officially the season of Practical Magic, Hocus Pocus and Sleepy Hollow… and all things spooky.

Astrology and the shifting sky have always been tied to rituals of harvest, endings, and renewal. Here’s why:

🍂 The Seasonal Shift: Virgo’s order fades, Libra’s balance arrives, and Scorpio’s depth is waiting. This is the pivot into the darker half of the year.
🔮 Practical Magic: Candles lit with intention, whispered wishes under the waxing Moon, a chart check before making moves: small rituals carry big power now.
🌌 Why Astrology Thrives Here :This season has always been about patterns. Harvests. Death and rebirth. Ancestors looked to the stars when nights grew long, and so do we.
🎃 The Real Spooky: Spooky season isn’t about fear, it’s about power. Astrology is your reminder that the “unknown” is just a pattern waiting to be read.