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Your Weekly Horoscope Newsletter: September 15-21
The Virgo Eclipse is clean slate energy (bye, chaos 👋)
Good morning cosmic soul,
This week is here to upgrade your love life like a cosmic software update. With a solar eclipse, Venus vibes, and planetary smackdowns, the Universe is basically saying: "Get it together." Whether you’re ghosting or growing, the transits will not let you ignore what needs to change.
So grab your favorite crystal (or cocktail), and let’s see how the stars are about to shake your heart like a snow globe.
In this issue:
💫 Your Horoscopes: September 15-21
🌞 Transit of the Week: Solar Eclipse
📝 Your Turn: Cleanse + reset
✨ Cosmic Close: Do you want a weekly tarot reading?
👉 Will your rising sign be affected by the solar eclipse on September 21? Click here to find out.
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HOROSCOPES
Desire. Growth. Galactic Guidance.
♈️ ARIES (March 21 – April 19)
Plot twist: Your main-character energy needs a reality check. Sunday’s Solar Eclipse in Virgo is exposing relationship patterns that don’t serve you. Recent arguments may be proof of what’s not working. Take the eclipse energy as your chance to stop settling and go after the love and respect you fully deserve.
♉️ TAURUS (April 20 – May 20)
Romance forecast: 100% chance of “finally!” Monday’s Venus–Mars sextile is your green light to make the move. Slide into the DMs, have the “what are we?” talk. Your natural charm is your calling card. So use it wisely and watch doors (and hearts) open.
♊️ GEMINI (May 21 – June 20)
Word of warning: Your mouth’s writing checks your reality can’t cash. Mercury opposing Neptune on Thursday makes banter slippery. Step back from big “define the relationship” convos and actually listen. Sexiest move? Showing you can hear what’s said.
♋️ CANCER (June 21 – July 22)
Enough already: No one needs another tidal wave of feelings. With Venus entering Virgo Friday, it’s time to get practical about love. Stop expecting mind-reading and use your words. And remember: the most important relationship is the one you have with yourself.
♌️ LEO (July 23 – August 22)
Spoiler alert: You’re the prize. Monday’s Venus–Mars sextile cranks up your magnetism, so stop dimming your light to make others comfy. Ask for the royal treatment you deserve. The right person will rise to match your energy.
♍️ VIRGO (August 23 – September 22)
Breaking news: Imperfection > perfectionism. Sunday’s Solar Eclipse in your sign is rewriting your relationship rules. Stop fixing everyone else and lean into messy, raw connection. Growth > control. Embrace the chaos because it’s your season.
♎️ LIBRA (September 23 – October 22)
Signature look: Confidence. Monday’s Venus–Mars sextile + Thursday’s Mercury in your sign = breakthrough week. Decision paralysis is so last season. Smooth over conflicts, attract new love, and trust those instincts: they’re razor-sharp.
♏️ SCORPIO (October 23 – November 21)
Your vibe: Emotional depth isn’t scary, it’s VIP access. Mercury trine Pluto Thursday opens the door to those soul-level convos you crave. Vulnerability = your secret weapon. Drop the mask and watch who shows up ready to match your intensity.
♐️ SAGITTARIUS (November 22 – December 21)
Freedom check: Love doesn’t have to clip your wings. Venus squaring Uranus Saturday shakes up your routine in the best way. Instead of running, look for someone who’ll explore with you. Commitment doesn’t mean a cage, it can mean wind beneath your flight.
♑️ CAPRICORN (December 22 – January 19)
Hot take: Treating love like a side hustle = weak results. Mercury opposite Saturn Wednesday reminds you: relationships take work. Dedicate as much effort to love as you do to your career. Someone’s waiting for that kind of priority.
♒️ AQUARIUS (January 20 – February 18)
Reminder: Your quirks are the feature, not the flaw. Mercury trine Pluto Thursday highlights deep connections rooted in authenticity. Stop toning yourself down. If they can’t handle your weird? They’re not your person.
♓️ PISCES (February 19 – March 20)
Reality check: Those rose-colored glasses are cute but useless for navigation. Saturday’s Sun–Saturn opposition pushes you to set healthier boundaries. Stop excusing bad behavior. Start recognizing the consistent love already around you.
TOP TRANSIT
Solar Eclipse in Virgo (September 21)
The cosmos just hit reset. A solar eclipse in Virgo isn’t about glitter and glam, it’s about cleaning house, literally and metaphorically. Think precision, habits, and those tiny daily choices that secretly run your entire life. Virgo doesn’t do messy energy, and this eclipse is a cosmic intervention.
Think: finally unsubscribing from the junk emails clogging your brain, overhauling your morning routine, meal-prepping like a boss, or even having that “let’s get on the same page” talk with someone who’s been adding chaos to your life instead of calm.
Ask yourself: What’s one system, habit, or routine I can upgrade now to make future-me’s life smoother and saner?
YOUR TURN
📝 Your Turn: Cleanse + Reset
With the Solar Eclipse in Virgo on September 21, the universe is serving up a cosmic deep clean.
This isn’t just about tidying your space. It’s about streamlining your routines, cutting clutter (mental and physical), and upgrading the habits that quietly run your entire life. Virgo energy thrives on clarity, precision, and calm order.
Explore this 3-step ritual to align with Virgo’s reset.
1. Audit the Chaos 📝
Make a list of what feels messy: your inbox, your mornings, your budget, your relationships. Virgo teaches us that what you track, you can improve.
2. Small Shifts, Big Impact 🌿
Pick one habit to refine. Maybe it’s unsubscribing from junk emails, planning meals for the week, or resetting your sleep schedule. Little tweaks add up.
3. Restore True Calm ✨
Have the “let’s get on the same page” talk, release toxic patterns, or simply clear your nightstand. Virgo wants your environment to support—not sabotage—your well-being.
Your Eclipse-Aligned Reset Ideas:
🗑️ Do a 15-minute digital declutter
🥗 Try a new meal-prep recipe for the week ahead
📖 Start a journal for daily reflection + clarity
🌙 Set intentions under the eclipse for balance + renewal
Which one of these will you focus on? Hit us up in the replies.
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