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When Mercury rockets into Sagittarius, everything feels possible. Until it isn’t.

Suddenly you’re booking flights, buying gifts, and promising you’ll “totally hit that deadline” before realizing you’ve double-booked your sanity.

Meanwhile, retrograde echoes are already stirring, so expect travel hiccups, surprise expenses, and mixed messages galore.

In this issue:
🐴 Weekly tarot card: Page of Wands says don’t wait to feel ready
🪐 Horoscopes: Suit up, Cupid’s gone rogue
💬 Your Turn: Can you handle the truth (and the chaos)?
💌 Cosmic Close: Our astrological take on what Gilmore Girls got right (and so wrong)

November is coming. Click here to see what the stars have in store for you.

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HOROSCOPES
Love Is a Battlefield. Arm Yourself.

♈️ ARIES (March 21 – April 19)
Fortune favors the bold, and this week? That’s you. With Mars trine Jupiter lighting up your chart on Monday, your love life is about to get a serious upgrade. Whether you're shooting your shot with someone new or reigniting the spark with your partner, your confidence is high. This is your moment to go after what you want romantically. Plan that adventurous date, make the first move, or finally have that conversation you've been avoiding. Success in love isn't just possible; it's practically guaranteed if you trust your instincts and lead with passion.

♉️ TAURUS (April 20 – May 20)
When the universe whispers, smart people listen. Trust those gut feelings about your partner or potential love interests; your inner voice knows what's really going on beneath the surface. This is an ideal time for deep, soulful conversations that strengthen your emotional bonds. As Mercury trines Neptune on Wednesday, your intuition about relationships reaches psychic levels. You're picking up on vibes and unsaid feelings that others completely miss. If you've been wondering whether someone's truly into you, the answer will reveal itself through subtle signs and synchronicities. Pay attention to your dreams; they might be showing you the truth your conscious mind hasn't accepted yet.

♊️ GEMINI (May 21 – June 20)
When the script falls apart, that’s your cue to improvise. Mercury opposing Uranus on Wednesday turns your communication style into a rollercoaster, and honestly? Your love life is along for the ride. Expect unexpected texts, surprise confessions, or sudden changes in relationship status, yours or someone else's. While this energy is exciting, resist the urge to make impulsive decisions about your romantic future. That person who seems perfect right now might reveal themselves differently once the cosmic dust settles. If you're in a relationship, misunderstandings could pop up out of nowhere, so double-check that you and your partner are actually on the same page before assuming anything.

♋️ CANCER (June 21 – July 22)
Loyalty isn't just a word; it's your love language. This is your week to show up for your partner or the person you're dating in tangible, meaningful ways. Actions speak louder than words right now, so skip the grand romantic gestures and focus on being reliably present. On Wednesday, Mars trines Saturn, reminding you that the strongest relationships are built on unwavering support and commitment. If you're single, you'll find yourself attracted to people who demonstrate stability and follow-through rather than just charm. Stand by your loved ones through whatever challenges arise this week, and watch how that loyalty comes back to you tenfold. United, you're unstoppable.

♌️ LEO (July 23 – August 22)
Stop calling something magic when you know it’s just OK. The Mars-Jupiter trine on Monday has your romantic confidence soaring to new heights. Your natural charisma is dialed up to eleven, making you very attractive to potential partners. If you've been playing it safe in love, this transit dares you to take bigger risks. Ask out that person who seems out of your league, plan an extravagant date, or profess your feelings with theatrical flair. Your boldness will be rewarded, not punished. For coupled Leos, this is the perfect time to reignite passion by trying something adventurous together. Whatever you do, make it memorable because mediocrity has no place in your love story this week.

♍️ VIRGO (August 23 – September 22)
Sometimes the best research is studying the person right in front of you. Deep conversations will be particularly revealing now, helping you get to the psychological root of relationship patterns. If something hasn't been working in your love life, you'll finally identify the real issue and can start making meaningful changes. Knowledge is power, and this week you're wielding it like a pro. Mercury sextiles Pluto on Thursday, giving you superhuman powers of perception when it comes to relationships. You're able to read between the lines, decode mixed signals, and uncover the deeper motivations behind people's romantic behavior. Use this insight wisely, not to manipulate, but to genuinely understand what makes your partner or love interest tick.

♎️ LIBRA (September 23 – October 22)
Go ahead and have your cake, eat it too. Venus squares Jupiter on Sunday, and your social calendar is overflowing with romantic possibilities. The energy is fun, flirty, and completely over-the-top, which is exactly how you like it. However, this isn't the week to make serious relationship decisions or have those "define the relationship" talks. Instead, focus on enjoying the moment, whether that's a carefree date, a party where you meet intriguing people, or quality time with your partner doing something purely pleasurable. Indulgence is the theme, so don't be surprised if you're ordering too much at dinner, staying out too late, or making promises you'll struggle to keep. Live it up, but keep expectations realistic.

♏️ SCORPIO (October 23 – November 21)
Your intensity is intoxicating: to the right person, anyway. Embrace the unpredictability as your love life is about to take you somewhere unexpected, and that's exactly where the magic happens. With Mercury entering Sagittarius on Wednesday, your communication style in relationships is about to get more adventurous and honest. You're less interested in playing games and more focused on authentic connection, even if that means having uncomfortable conversations. This shift might ruffle some feathers, but it will also attract people who appreciate your directness. If you're coupled, expect discussions about future plans, travel dreams, or philosophical beliefs to dominate your quality time. Single Scorpios might find themselves drawn to someone from a different background or culture.

♐️ SAGITTARIUS (November 22 – December 21)
Adventure is calling, and conveniently, it sounds exactly like your type. Stay open-minded about love this week; the person who initially seems completely wrong for you might surprise you. For those already coupled, spontaneous adventures together will strengthen your bond. Try that unusual restaurant, or simply say yes when opportunity knocks. Mercury moves into your sign on Wednesday, making you the most charming conversationalist in any room. Your natural enthusiasm and curiosity attract interesting people into your orbit. However, with Mercury also opposing Uranus, things might move faster than expected; someone could catch feelings quickly, or you might find yourself in an unconventional romantic situation.

♑️ CAPRICORN (December 22 – January 19)
Invest in a relationship worth keeping. This isn't a week for instant gratification or whirlwind romance, it's about laying foundations that will last. As Mars trines Saturn on Wednesday, you're reminded that the best things in love come to those who work for them. If you're dating someone, focus on building trust through consistent actions rather than grand declarations. Show up when you say you will, follow through on promises, and demonstrate that you're in it for the long haul. Singles will find themselves attracted to people who offer stability over excitement. This might sound boring, but true compatibility is built on reliability, shared values, and mutual respect. Put in the work now, and you'll reap the rewards for years to come.

♒️ AQUARIUS (January 20 – February 18)
The truth will set you free, but first it might make things really awkward. Mercury sextiles Pluto in your sign on Thursday, giving you x-ray vision into relationship dynamics. You're seeing patterns, motivations, and truths that have been hidden beneath the surface, and honestly, some of it might be uncomfortable. Use this powerful insight to transform your love life rather than just expose its flaws. Have those deep conversations that actually change things instead of just rehashing old arguments. If you're single, you'll be drawn to people who aren't afraid of intensity and psychological depth. Surface-level small talk will bore you to tears this week; you need connection that challenges and transforms you. Embrace the revelation, even if it means letting go of comforting illusions.

♓️ PISCES (February 19 – March 20)
Don’t second guess yourself, Pisces. You're feeling what others feel, knowing what they need before they say it, and sensing relationship possibilities before they manifest. This beautiful sensitivity makes you an incredible partner, but be careful not to lose yourself completely in someone else's emotional world. With Mercury trining Neptune in your sign on Wednesday, your psychic connection to potential and current partners is off the charts. Artistic or spiritual activities with your love interest will deepen your bond in profound ways—think museum dates, concert experiences, or meditation together. Single Pisces might connect with someone through creative pursuits or spiritual communities. Trust the mystical pull drawing you toward certain people; your soul knows what it's doing even when your logical mind doesn't understand.

TOP TRANSIT
Mercury Enters Sagittarius (October 29)

When Mercury rockets into Sagittarius, your mind goes into expansion mode. You feel “maybe I can do it all” energy and tackle travel plans, end-of-year goals, and holiday shopping lists. It’s exciting… but it’s also how burnout begins.

Retrograde echoes mean detours are likely: flight mix-ups, work deadlines shifting, surprise expenses, or miscommunications that snowball fast.

Ask yourself: Am I chasing expansion, or mistaking overcommitment for opportunity?

Mercury Enters Sagittarius

TAROT VISION
Page of Wands: The Wild Mustang

This week’s tarot card pull is the Page of Wands, embodied by a wild mustang standing in the golden grasslands of Wyoming. A wand rests nearby, its tip sprouting tender green leaves. The air hums with potential, the sky crackling with that electric pause before something begins.

In tarot, the Page of Wands is curiosity meeting courage. The mustang moves, learns, and becomes through motion.

With Mercury entering Sagittarius, the message is loud and clear: say yes to the thing that scares you. Exploration is choosing movement over stagnation.

The message: Your next chapter doesn’t start when you feel ready. It starts when you start moving.

Page of Wands

Your Weekly Flow: The Fire of Forward Motion

💫 Monday–Tuesday: Ignition Point
Ideas flicker fast: new projects, big dreams, conversations that feel like doorways. You’re restless but inspired. The Page of Wands says let curiosity lead, not control. Take notes, make outlines, follow the pull. But save the big move for midweek.

🔥 Wednesday: Mercury Enters Sagittarius
The universe hits “refresh” on your mindset. Suddenly, you’re craving mental, physical, and emotional adventure. Mercury in Sagittarius fuels big talk and bigger visions, but this fire sign’s tongue can scorch if it’s careless. Say what’s true, not just what’s trending in your head. Honesty hits harder when it’s thoughtful.

💡 Thursday–Friday: The Idea Expands
Momentum gallops forward. A conversation turns into a collaboration, a small “what if” becomes a plan. The key: anchor your optimism in logistics. Check your calendar before you say yes, and double-check your math before you dream in decimals.

🌕 Weekend: Movement as Magic
Follow your fire. Say yes to an invite, flirt back, follow through on that “we should grab a drink” text. Page of Wands favors bold hearts, not passive scrolling. Growth happens in motion.

The message: Don’t wait to feel ready. Say yes, then grow into it.

YOUR TURN
💬 Your Turn: Can You Handle the Truth (and the Chaos)?

When Mercury shifts into Sagittarius, every conversation turns into a TED Talk and every idea feels like the start of an adventure. But big thinking can spiral into big mistakes if you skip the details. This is cosmic “foot-in-mouth” season: enthusiasm high, focus optional.

Before you book, buy, or blurt, take a breath. Make sure to:

1. 🧾 Read the fine print
Don’t get so swept up booking holiday deals that you miss hidden fees or mistake what you’re actually signing up for.

2. 📅 Check your calendar
Between Thanksgiving plans, year-end meetings, and finals season, your schedule is tighter than it looks. Don’t double-book your peace of mind.

3. 🔁 Leave room for revisions
Expect last-minute plan changes: travel reroutes, project edits, flaky friends. Flexibility is your secret weapon under this sky.

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The Hollow Beneath the Stars

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If you’ve opened TikTok or Reels lately, you’ve seen it: Gilmore Girls season.

While GG looks like a love letter to quick wit and mother–daughter friendship, beneath the flannel and fall leaves it’s actually a cautionary tale about what happens when charm replaces change.

Because we love astrology, we look at Lorelei and Rory from that lens. If you are a Taurus or Libra, pay attention because we have lessons for you.

Lorelai Gilmore: the Taurus who built her own Eden.
Stubborn, loyal, and allergic to authority, Lorelai is classic Taurus energy. She builds her own version of paradise—the inn, the independence, the orbit of Stars Hollow itself—and crowns herself its caffeinated queen. And refuses to budge from it.

But Taurus’s gift of stability can also become a curse of comfort. Lorelai’s rebellion against her parents is just another form of control. She doesn’t want to evolve; she wants safety she can decorate. Almost every love story falters not because she’s unlucky, but because she mistakes self-sufficiency for emotional strength.

📘 Rory Gilmore: the Libra who can’t stop performing balance.
Polished, pleasing, and perpetually seeking harmony, Rory’s Libra energy shines brightest when she’s admired. She’s the “good girl” who doesn’t know who she is without applause. When the world stops clapping—after Chilton, after Yale, after Logan—her scales collapse.

Libra wants partnership and validation, but Rory never learns how to hold her own weight. Her biggest heartbreaks aren’t romantic; they’re existential. She keeps searching for someone to mirror her because she’s afraid to see what’s missing when she looks alone.

🌆 Stars Hollow: their fixed-sign trap.
It’s their comfort zone incarnate: quaint, cozy, and completely stagnant. No one there evolves. Not Taylor with his rules, not Kirk with his chaos, not Miss Patty with her gossip. It’s the astrological embodiment of “if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.”

But that’s the thing. It is broken, just beautifully disguised. It’s emotional Neverland for adults who can’t admit they’ve outgrown their own story.

🔥 The real moral
The Gilmores aren’t cautionary tales because they fail. They’re cautionary because they stop moving. And Lorelai and Rory both fail the same cosmic test.

The real Gilmore Girls lesson: Will you stay in your comfort zone because it looks charming, or risk discomfort to actually grow?

💫 Because the truth is even paradise can turn into a prison when you never leave the hollow.

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