Hey {{first_name | pattern breaker}},
This week opens with darker nights, courtesy of Daylight Savings Time, prompting cozy intentions: travel plans, family dinners, and gratitude lists scribbled in free moments.
But just as you start to settle into the season, Uranus retrograde in Taurus reminds you that “comfortable” isn’t the same as “secure.”
The universe is shaking the table with travel hiccups, budget surprises, and emotional reruns with relatives. Not to punish you, but to push you toward real stability.
This week is your time to redefine what grounded actually means: not control, but adaptability.
In this issue:
🔮 Weekly tarot card: The Tower predicts a collapse that clears the way
🪐 Horoscopes: Love. Chaos. Transformation.
💬 Your Turn: Reinvent what feels safe
💌 Cosmic Close: Mercury Retrograde Bingo for Thanksgiving travelers
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HOROSCOPES
Love. Chaos. Transformation.
♈️ ARIES (March 21 – April 19)
Love isn’t a battlefield this week, but someone forgot to tell you that. With Mars opposing Uranus on Tuesday, explosive arguments could erupt out of nowhere. That comment about their mother you’ve been holding back? Keep holding it. Your partner’s been sitting on resentments too, and one wrong word could set off a chain reaction. If you’re single, this volatile energy might attract someone thrilling but unstable. Channel that fire into the gym instead of drama.
♉️ TAURUS (April 20 – May 20)
Your bank account and your heart are both ready for an audit. The Full Moon in your sign on Wednesday illuminates what’s been growing in your love life, for better or worse. Have you been investing emotional energy wisely, or pouring it into someone who gives nothing back? Celebrate connections that have matured beautifully, and consider cutting losses on ones that drain you. Your heart deserves dividends, not debt.
♊️ GEMINI (May 21 – June 20)
Talking your way out of this one won’t work. Mercury goes retrograde in Sagittarius on Sunday, tripping up your smooth communication skills. That “we need to talk” convo? Postpone it. Misunderstandings multiply, and your clever words might spark chaos instead. Exes could slide into your DMs with recycled nonsense, but don’t take the bait. Delete, block, and keep it moving. The past belongs in the past.
♋️ CANCER (June 21 – July 22)
Go big or go home has never been more real for your love life. Venus squares Jupiter in your sign, turning up the emotional volume to max. You want sweeping romance, candlelit confessions, and maybe a Taylor Swift soundtrack. Just remember, excess isn’t intimacy. That person showering you with gifts might be love-bombing you. Stay grounded in what’s genuine, not what’s glittery.
♌️ LEO (July 23 – August 22)
Plot twist: vulnerability is your new power move. You’re used to center stage, but connection happens between the spotlights. With Venus entering Scorpio on Thursday, you’re invited to show your softer side. The part that doesn’t have all the answers. Let someone see you unfiltered and real. When you drop the performance, connection becomes easy.
♍️ VIRGO (August 23 – September 22)
Your inner detective is working overtime, and not in a good way. Venus squaring Pluto on Friday tempts you to read between every line, text, and tone. But not everything is a clue, and not every mystery needs solving. Love and friendships both thrive on trust, not surveillance. Step back before your analysis becomes obsession.
♎️ LIBRA (September 23 – October 22)
Spoiler: you can’t people-please your way to real love. Mars in Sagittarius stirs rebellion in your relationships, and someone’s about to call out your “perfect harmony.” Don’t panic, it’s a sign you’ve been silencing your own needs. True balance means speaking up, even if it rattles the scales. Harmony built on honesty lasts longer than one built on silence.
♏️ SCORPIO (October 23 – November 21)
Transformation has your name on it. You’re shedding old skins and stepping into your best unapologetic self. Not everyone deserves access to your evolution. This is your week for phoenix-level rebirth. You can rise better than ever from the ashes, but only with people who fuel your growth, not your chaos.
♐️ SAGITTARIUS (November 22 – December 21)
Your wanderlust is wild, but your timing? Dicey. Mars enters your sign on Tuesday, sparking adventure mode, yet Mercury retrograde next Sunday brings travel snags and mixed messages. That spontaneous getaway or new crush might not be what it seems. What you think you want—the excitement of travel, change, or escape (the “new passport stamp”)—is actually a stand-in for something deeper: emotional truth, real connection, or genuine self-expression.
♑️ CAPRICORN (December 22 – January 19)
Control feels safe, but it’s killing the vibe. You’ve been white-knuckling life like it’s a project plan, but now you need freedom, not formatting. Mars sextile Pluto says transformation happens when you stop controlling and start collaborating with what’s unfolding. Let things evolve on their own timeline. You’ll find that the less you push, the more perfectly everything aligns. The power move this week? Let the unknown do some of the work.
♒️ AQUARIUS (January 20 – February 18)
Surprise: your feelings are louder than your logic. Someone, or something, is poking at your perfectly composed calm. Venus squaring Pluto in your sign cracks open walls you swore were permanent. But this isn’t just about love. It’s about learning that connection—romantic, creative, or emotional—requires risk. You can’t spreadsheet your way through the human experience. Let it get messy. That’s where truth shows up.
♓️ PISCES (February 19 – March 20)
That psychic pull you’re sensing? It’s real. Mars trine Neptune turns your intuition all the way up, pulling you toward people, projects, and possibilities that feel fated. Trust the hunches that whisper instead of shout. Just stay anchored in reality as you follow them. There’s a fine line between inspiration and illusion, and your power lies in knowing the difference.
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TOP TRANSIT
Uranus Retrograde in Taurus (November 7)
When Uranus boomerangs back into Taurus, the universe reopens unfinished business around money, values, and stability. Just when you thought things had finally settled, another shake-up arrives and reminds you that real security isn’t about control, it’s about adaptability.
This retrograde encore asks you to revisit what “solid ground” really means. Maybe your savings strategy, your relationship with comfort, or your emotional foundation needs an upgrade. Sudden changes in finances or possessions could jolt you, but they’re clearing space for something sturdier.
Ask yourself: Am I clinging to old comfort zones, or ready to evolve into true stability?

Uranus Retrograde in Taurus
TAROT VISION
⚡️ The Tower: The Earthquake Within
This week’s tarot card pull is The Tower, embodied by a lightning-split castle top. The sky is electric, the air thick with change. You can feel it before you see it, that moment when everything familiar starts to hum with instability.
With Uranus retrograding in Taurus on Friday, the ground beneath you may shake: emotionally, financially, or spiritually. But The Tower never topples anything real. It clears the illusions you’ve outgrown.
✨ The message: What’s falling apart was never truly stable. What remains will be stronger than before.

The Tower
✨ Your Weekly Flow: When the Ground Finally Speaks
💫 Monday–Thursday: Subtle Tremors
You sense the pressure building with a conversation, decision, or pattern that can’t keep going as it is. Don’t patch cracks; study them. They’re showing you where something inside (or someone around you) no longer fits.
⚡️ Friday: Uranus Retrograde in Taurus
The lightning hits. Expect a revelation—financial, romantic, or deeply personal—that shakes your sense of control. Instead of asking “why now?”, ask “what truth is this freeing me to see?” The Tower brings liberation disguised as loss.
🌿 Weekend: After the Storm
Dust settles into clarity. You begin to rebuild slower, wiser, simpler. Prioritize grounding rituals: declutter your space, tend to your body, and reaffirm what still feels solid. Taurus reminds you that healing is found in the ordinary.
The message: When the foundation shakes, don’t cling — root. The Tower clears, Uranus awakens, and you rise from what’s real.
YOUR TURN
💬 Your Turn: Redefine Your Foundation
When Uranus boomerangs back into Taurus, it shakes the snow globe of your stability: money, comfort, possessions, even your sense of security. What’s “safe” might actually be stagnant. What’s “uncertain” might be where the real growth is hiding.
This retrograde tests what’s real. Think of it as the universe’s structural inspection before 2026. Your cosmic homework:
1. 💣 Audit your comfort zone. What’s grown too routine, too easy, or too dependent on something outside your control?
2.💰 Check your worth settings. Are you making choices from self-trust or self-doubt: especially when it comes to money or relationships?
3.🌍 Redefine “security.” Is it a number in your bank account… or knowing you can rebuild if it all falls down?
💡 Pro tip: Write a list titled “What I Can’t Lose, and What I Can.”
The first will show you what’s sacred. The second? What you’re finally free to release.
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COSMIC CLOSE
🎮 Mercury Retrograde Bingo: Play at Your Own Risk
Mercury goes retrograde in Sagittarius from November 9-29, right through Thanksgiving. You know what that means: travel chaos, tech fails, and family text threads that spiral out of control. We made you a bingo card so you can at least laugh while the universe tests your patience.

How to play: Screenshot this card and cross off squares as Mercury wreaks havoc on your holiday plans. First to get BINGO wins... well, our deepest sympathy.
Share your card: Tag us on social or reply to this email when you get four in a row. Bonus points if you complete the whole card before December. The real prize? Surviving Mercury retrograde with your sense of humor intact.
🙃 P.S. The "Said 'Mercury retrograde' unironically" square is basically a gimme at this point.


