Your Weekend Horoscope Newsletter: November 8-9

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The Moon cozies up in Cancer while Mercury hits reverse in Sagittarius, and suddenly everyone’s juggling travel plans, recipes, and emotions.

It’s the pre-holiday calm before the cosmic chaos, so double-check your holiday flights, get your car ready for that long drive, and make something that smells like butter.

The stars say: stay in, plan ahead, and let “home” be your hobby this weekend.

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♈️ ARIES (March 21 – April 19)
Your inner travel agent wants to hit “book,” but Mercury Retrograde hits the brakes on Sunday. Double-check flights and group texts before committing. Saturday’s Cancer Moon has you nesting, so consider doing a “Friendsgiving test run” of a few recipes. Roast something, set a playlist, and invite a few of your fave people over (or just treat yourself to a home cooked meal).

♉️ TAURUS (April 20 – May 20)
Home is your love language this weekend. The Cancer Moon turns your kitchen into therapy, and your cutting board into an altar. Stir, taste, hum. But Sunday’s Mercury Retrograde says: don’t overspend on early gift shopping. Make a list, not a haul. You’ll thank yourself by Black Friday

♊️ GEMINI (May 21 – June 20)
Your ruling planet stations retrograde, so communication hiccups are guaranteed. Expect “wait—what gate?” moments if you’re booking flights. Instead, lean into cozy chaos: bake something, text your siblings before the group chat implodes, and re-read last year’s holiday menu for inspiration. Permission: romanticize the planning, not the panic.

♋️ CANCER (June 21 – July 22)
The Moon slides into your sign and suddenly your house smells like cinnamon and safety. You’re the emotional hearth everyone’s orbiting this weekend. Say yes to nesting, but not to hosting everything. Boundaries are self-care disguised as “we’re full.”

♌️ LEO (July 23 – Aug 22)
You’re craving warmth but not drama. If Mercury’s retrograde causes travel snags, turn it into content. Your patience will be legendary if you treat delays like main-character montages. Saturday is made for slow luxury—velvet robe, candle, journal, maybe that gift list you’ll definitely ignore later.

♍️ VIRGO (Aug 23 – Sept 22)
Weekend homework: menu planning. You’re already mentally spreadsheeting Thanksgiving, so make it official—delegate sides, color-code pies. Mercury retrograde starts Sunday, so send those “who’s bringing what” texts now. Once it hits, recipes and relatives get confusing fast.

♎️ LIBRA (Sept 23 – Oct 22)
Domestic glamour is your aesthetic this weekend. The Cancer Moon decorates your ambition: think early holiday tablescapes, or a mini kitchen refresh that feels like therapy. Mercury’s backspin on Sunday might tempt you to overshare travel stress—don’t. Post the aesthetic, keep the chaos private.

♏️ SCORPIO (Oct 23 – Nov 21)
You’re sentimental lately, and the Cancer Moon amplifies it. Call that relative you actually like. Share a recipe that’s half nostalgia, half flex. When Mercury reverses in your money zone Sunday, hold off on impulse gifting. Presence beats presents—especially yours.

♐️ SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22 – Dec 21)
Mercury retrograde lands in your sign Sunday, and your brain might short-circuit between “book another trip” and “burn it all down.” Wait 48 hours before committing to travel plans or texting the ex you only miss in gloomy weather. Saturday is for tea, playlists, and staying horizontal.

♑️ CAPRICORN (Dec 22 – Jan 19)
The Cancer Moon turns your attention to partnerships—romantic, business, or co-hosting Thanksgiving. Practice flexibility now so Sunday’s Mercury retrograde doesn’t wreck your coordination. Plan menus, backup desserts, and an emotional exit strategy for family dinners.

♒️ AQUARIUS (Jan 20 – Feb 18)
You’re trying to stay productive, but Saturday’s vibe says: domestic detour. Fold laundry to lo-fi beats, then brainstorm gift ideas that actually mean something. When Mercury retrogrades, expect scheduling chaos—so get your invites out early. Group chats are unstable ecosystems.

♓️ PISCES (Feb 19 – Mar 20)
Your cozy meter is off the charts. Light a candle, wear your fave oversized sweater, and start testing holiday desserts like it’s your civic duty. Sunday’s Mercury retrograde may trigger travel déjà vu—old plans, same mistakes. Use your intuition: if it doesn’t feel smooth, reschedule it.

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Mercury Retrograde starts Sunday, right as family season kicks off. Travel’s chaotic, tempers are short, and Aunt Carol is “just asking a question, OK?” (Aunt Carol sucks).

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