Your Weekend Horoscope Newsletter: December 13-14

Hey {{first_name | Winter Wonder}},

This weekend comes with two moods.

You’ll want to be social and out cutting down a Christmas tree on Saturday thanks to Mercury sextile Pluto… but craving candlelight, quiet corners, and a break from gift-buying panic by Sunday as Mars trines Neptune and the Moon slips into Scorpio.

Between holiday parties, chilly nights, tinsel, and budget stress, this weekend reminds you that you don’t have to overspend or overextend to feel festive. Dollar-store stocking stuffers are sometimes the biggest hit.

Your sign will show you how to handle this weekend.

In today’s drop:
🗺 Horoscopes for all 12 signs
🔒 Saturday Surprise: A SASS Survival Guide for Christmas Eve & Christmas Day (full version for SASS Inside members only)

♈️ ARIES (March 21 – April 19)
Saturday amps up your curiosity: You may find yourself deep-diving someone’s Instagram before a holiday party or sleuthing out the cheapest gift that still looks luxe. Sunday brings a spiritual slowdown. Curl up with a classic holiday movie and ignore your inbox. If end-of-year work stress creeps in, give yourself permission to handle one thing, not everything. Pace yourself.

♉️ TAURUS (April 20 – May 20)
You’re in practical holiday mode, but Saturday pushes you to rethink your gift list. Something meaningful beats something expensive. A hot cocoa date or cozy dinner brings warm connection without draining your wallet. Sunday’s Scorpio Moon asks you to retreat from the noise, even if that means skipping a group text. Your energy is precious so spend it wisely.

♊️ GEMINI (May 21 – June 20)
Saturday invites you to play host, social butterfly, or both. You might glide through parties like the Ghost of Christmas Flirtation. But by Sunday, the Mars–Neptune vibe turns you inward. You’ll crave silence after so many conversations. Clean one surface, make one plan, and let the rest go. Your nervous system needs a blanket and a mug of something warm.

♋️ CANCER (June 21 – July 22)
Saturday brings clarity about a relationship dynamic: someone’s actions suddenly make perfect sense. Keep the insight to yourself until you’ve slept on it. Sunday’s Moon in Scorpio supports soulful vibes: baking, decorating, journaling, watching your comfort holiday movie. Money pressure may hit, but remind yourself: the children in your life probably love dollar-store treasures more than expensive toys.

♌️ LEO (July 23 – August 22)
Saturday lights up your social sector. You’re front and center if you attend a holiday gathering, from tree-lighting ceremonies to tables draped in tinsel. But Sunday asks for discipline: focus on your long-term goals before year-end stress turns into dread. Do one admin task, then reward yourself with hot cocoa and a cheesy holiday rom-com on Netflix.

♍️ VIRGO (August 23 – September 22)
Your Saturday involves optimizing something: your budget, your gift list, or your oven settings for a party dish. Mercury sextile Pluto helps you uncover a smarter, cheaper, more efficient way to do… everything. Sunday, though, releases you from perfectionism. Let your spiritual side lead. Light a candle, meditate, fold laundry slowly. Your nervous system needs softness.

♎️ LIBRA (September 23 – October 22)
Saturday is prime cute-date energy. Holiday lights, festive markets, tree farms: think aesthetic overload in the best way. But keep spending in check. You don’t need to impress with your wallet. Sunday’s Scorpio Moon brings emotional depth. A conversation might get real fast. If work anxiety pops up, remind yourself you still have time to finish strong.

♏️ SCORPIO (October 23 – November 21)
Saturday pushes you to decode someone’s behavior, and you’ll get the insight you were looking for. Use it to strategize, not spiral. Sunday’s Moon in your sign turns you into a cozy hermit who wants holiday movies, hot cider, and silence. Avoid guilt-based obligations. When your intuition says “no,” trust it fully.

♐️ SAGITTARIUS (November 22 – December 21)
Saturday is perfect for spontaneous adventures: last-minute party invites, Christmas tree farm detours, or even buying wrapping paper at the 24 hour CVS. Sunday’s vibe is softer. Mars trine Neptune reconnects you to your spiritual center. Make time for journaling or walking alone in the cold just to hear your thoughts again. End-of-year money stress eases when you simplify.

♑️ CAPRICORN (December 22 – January 19)
Saturday’s Mercury–Pluto energy helps you outsmart a financial or logistical holiday dilemma. You’ll find a loophole or a low-cost alternative that feels like a win. Sunday’s Moon shift pushes you toward reflection. Create a plan for the last two weeks of the year, then shut the laptop and watch Home Alone. Your brain deserves a break.

♒️ AQUARIUS (January 20 – February 18)
Saturday activates your social instincts: you may get roped into hosting or organizing a last-minute holiday hang. You shine when things feel chaotic. But by Sunday, the Scorpio Moon highlights boundaries. If money pressure is real, say no to plans that require spending. You can be festive without sacrificing your stability.

♓️ PISCES (February 19 – March 20)
Saturday brings an intuitive breakthrough about a goal, relationship, or holiday expectation you’ve been carrying. Let the truth guide your next move. Sunday’s Mars–Neptune trine is your spiritual reset button. Ground yourself with a long bath, a slow morning, or a quiet walk. If the Sunday scaries hit, soothe yourself with gentle structure, not self-criticism.

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Real talk: The holidays aren't magical for everyone.

If you're lonely, overwhelmed, emotionally raw, or quietly comparing yourself to every shiny Instagram Christmas... you're not alone and you're not broken.

The astrology explains why this week feels heavy:

Dec 20: Venus square Saturn — The "I can't pretend everything's fine" transit
Dec 23: Venus square Neptune — The "my feelings have feelings" transit

Translation: If you're stretched thin, missing someone, or grieving a version of life you thought you'd have by now, you're not broken. You're cosmically aligned.

🎁 What You Need Right Now (Based on the Transits)

If you're feeling lonely or missing someone (Dec 23 Venus-Neptune):

This transit softens every edge, which means everything feels closer to the surface.

What to do:

What NOT to do:

You're not failing Christmas. You're honoring your heart.

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