Hey {{first_name}},
It’s rare to start our newsletter with a warning, but this transit warrants it. BEWARE SATURDAY NIGHT.
The Moon in Capricorn opposite Jupiter in Cancer is astrologically reckless, and it falls on a long weekend on a Saturday night. Yikes. Expect to feel extremely confident about decisions you have not thought through.
This is likely to lead to texts you regret (“what if we got married?”), credit card charges you don’t remember (“did someone steal my card?”), and late day injuries that start with, “I can totally do this.”
The good news? Sunday cleans it all up. The vibe sobers, your nervous system exhales, and you have a moment to say, “what the %&*& was I thinking?”
In today’s issue:
⚔️ Horoscopes for all 12 signs
🚨Saturday Surprise: We’re serious about Saturday night. Here’s what each zodiac sign needs to avoid.
HOROSCOPES
Horoscopes for January 17th & 18th
♈️ ARIES (March 21 – April 19)
Saturday carries a warning label for you. The Moon in Capricorn opposite Jupiter in Cancer makes it tempting to overcommit, overspend, or push your body past its limits. Keep it low-key: stay away from online sales, don’t go crazy on the slopes, and definitely skip “one more round”. If you overdo spending, drinking, or emotional effort on Saturday, Sunday turns into cleanup instead of recovery. Protect your energy the way an athlete protects a playoff body.
♉️ TAURUS (April 20 – May 20)
This is prime hibernation energy for you. Cold weather plus a long weekend favors staying in, cooking something comforting, and watching football without multitasking. If you’re near the mountains, opt for the lodge over the black diamond runs. Rest now will pay dividends later. You don’t need to maximize the weekend, but you should try to enjoy it.
♊️ GEMINI (May 21 – June 20)
Your social calendar may try to explode this weekend, but you don’t have to attend every invitation. Pick one gathering that feels genuinely fun, then give yourself permission to disappear. Watch parties and casual hangs work better than big plans. Sunday’s New Moon in Capricorn is a good time to indulge in quiet time, to help your nervous system recalibrate.
♋️ CANCER (June 21 – July 22)
The Capricorn–Jupiter opposition activates your partnership zone, and emotions will run bigger than necessary. Be careful. Wrong assumptions or worse ultimatums could turn a cozy weekend into a referendum on a relationship. Keep plans simple, and focus on shared comfort instead of dramatic conversations. Sunday brings emotional steadiness if you let things breathe.
♌️ LEO (July 23 – August 22)
With Venus entering Aquarius, your relationship zone lights up. This is a social, flirty weekend, but only if you keep expectations light. Invite people over and say yes to a watch party. But don’t force romance to be more serious than it needs to be. The best connections will happen when you’re relaxed.
♍️ VIRGO (August 23 – September 22)
Sunday’s New Moon in Capricorn supports a healthy focus on how you enjoy yourself. This is a weekend to redefine pleasure as something sustainable, not exhausting. Ski if it feels fun, not punishing. Stay in if that’s what your body wants. Watch a game, but with a hard time stop: don’t turn it into an all-day binge.
♎️ LIBRA (September 23 – October 22)
Venus entering Aquarius activates your fun and romance sector, making this a surprisingly playful weekend. Even if you stay in, there’s an urge to flirt, laugh, and connect. Watch the game with people who bring good energy. If you’re dating, keep it casual and warm. Chemistry thrives when there’s no pressure to define anything.
♏️ SCORPIO (October 23 – November 21)
This weekend favors intimacy over intensity. Cold weather and long hours inside make it easier to drop pretenses. Watch a game curled up with someone you trust or take a quiet trip where you don’t have to be “on”. You’ll feel more restored by Sunday if you stop trying to manage how everyone feels and let the day unfold.
♐️ SAGITTARIUS (November 22 – December 21)
You’re torn between adventure and comfort. If you’re heading to the mountains, pace yourself. If you’re staying in, don’t guilt yourself about it. This is a long weekend, not a productivity test. Let fun be simple: sit by the fire and read a cozy mystery on the couch instead of organizing an outing. By Sunday night, you’ll feel clearer about what you want more of this year.
♑️ CAPRICORN (December 22 – January 19)
This is a powerful but volatile weekend for you. Saturday’s Capricorn–Jupiter opposition can tempt you to overdo everything: spending, hosting, and more responsibilities. Don’t. Sunday’s New Moon in your sign is the time to strip things back and choose intention over excess. Don’t rehash a conflict that’s already shown you its pattern. Let someone else be disappointed instead of overextending yourself.
♒️ AQUARIUS (January 20 – February 18)
With Venus entering your sign, attention comes easily this weekend. Friends, invitations, and flirtation find you without effort. Enjoy it, but don’t exhaust yourself trying to be everywhere: choose quality over quantity. Sunday asks you to slow down and integrate. You need rest.
♓️ PISCES (February 19 – March 20)
This weekend feels quieter for you, and that’s a good thing. Cold weather and long hours invite reflection. Spend time with people who feel soothing or take a break from social noise altogether. Watch the game if you want, but don’t force excitement you don’t feel. On Sunday, you get clearer about your feelings when you stop overstimulating yourself. Instead of talking it out, fixing anything, or making plans, do less.
SATURDAY SURPRISE
🔒 We’re serious: nothing good happens during this transit.
This is the night people will regret later.
Injuries, drunk texts, blown budgets, and relationship damage will all spike tonight, thanks to the Moon in Capricorn opposite Jupiter in Cancer.
Our sign-by-sign guide shows where you’re most at risk... miss our feature and you’re left guessing.
