Tarot Tuesday: The Rhino Still Stands (and So Do You)

BONUS DROP
Second Drop, Still Spicy

This is your second Bonus Drop of the week—short, sharp, and right on time. Mercury enters Aries tonight, firing up your voice and your inbox. Whether you’re dealing with IRS deadlines, emotional leftovers, or just trying to finish a sentence, today’s cosmic cocktail says: act now, apologize never.

In this drop:
🦏 A tarot card that gets your post-tax vibe (hello, Nine of Wands)
♈ Mini horoscopes for every sign
🗣️ Astro forecast: Mercury in Aries = say it loud, say it clear

TOP TRANSIT
Mercury Enters Aries (Tonight @ 11:25pm PST)

The messenger planet is back in Aries—and this time, it’s ready to bite.

Your voice just got louder. And bolder. Words move fast now. Decisions even faster.

What to expect:

• Blunt texts, hot takes, zero filter

• Sudden inspiration—and the guts to act on it

• Saying what you meant to say weeks ago

This is a great moment to:

• Send the pitch

• Ask the question

• Start the thing

⚠️ Just don’t confuse confidence with clarity. Boldness is powerful—but precision makes it land.

This transit is short—but its impact isn’t. Use it while it’s hot.

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TAROT TUESDAY
Nine of Wands: The Tax Day Warrior

Still standing? You’re not alone. The Nine of Wands returns with big “I survived the IRS” energy. Whether you’re dodging IRS anxiety or revisiting old emotional wreckage, this card reminds you: resilience is your flex.

Channel Mercury in Aries to file it, fix it, or finally say the thing—and let your inner rhino charge through the paperwork.

Mantra: I don’t avoid. I conquer.

HOROSCOPES
🌟 Today’s Mood by Sign: Mercury in Aries Meets Nine of Wands

♈ Aries: Say it straight. You’ve waited long enough.
♉ Taurus: You’re tougher than you think. Especially today.
♊ Gemini: Thoughts on fire. Write it down before it vanishes.
♋ Cancer: Honesty takes guts—but you’ve got them.
♌ Leo: Make the first move. Bravado isn’t always bad.
♍ Virgo: Done is better than perfect today. Hit send.
♎ Libra: Confidence > consensus. Choose your truth.
♏ Scorpio: A little vulnerability might actually be your power move.
♐ Sagittarius: You’ve got something to teach. Speak up.
♑ Capricorn: Your structure is solid. Trust it—and go.
♒ Aquarius: Shock them with your clarity. Not just your chaos.
♓ Pisces: What’s been unsaid? Say it now. With love—but say it.

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Next Bonus Drop Arrives Tonight

Your Mid-April Forecast + what’s still ahead this month. 🔮 Expect truth bombs, power moves, and a no-fluff astro breakdown.

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