Moon Monday: Emotional Intensity Incoming

Juno retrograde stirs up secrets, jealousy, and power plays.

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BONUS DROP
šŸ’Œ Wait… What’s a Bonus Drop?

It’s not Sunday, but the cosmos didn’t get the memo.

Bonus Drops are quick, vibe-specific emails that land when the stars are loud—like today. You’ll get two more this week, packed with sassy mini-horoscopes, clear-eyed astro insights, and zero-fluff readings to keep you grounded and in the know.

TOP TRANSIT
ā™ļø Juno Retrograde Enters Scorpio (Tonight @ 11:29pm PST)

Venus may be out of retrograde, but there’s still drama in the sky.

Juno—the asteroid of long-term partnership—reverses into Scorpio tonight, digging up the messiest relationship dynamics: obsession, control, jealousy, and buried emotional debts.

What this might feel like:

  • Old trust issues flaring up

  • Secret-keeping or snooping

  • Romantic flashbacks that sting

  • That itch to say: ā€œI need to know where this is going. Now.ā€

šŸŖžDon’t panic—reflect. This retrograde isn’t about punishment. It’s about clarity. What are you gripping? And why?

šŸ’˜ Need help decoding what this retrograde is trying to teach you?

Whether you’re spiraling over someone else’s choices—or your own—sometimes you need more than just vibes. A SASS tarot reader or astrologer can help you cut through the drama and hear what your intuition’s been whispering all along.

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MOON MONDAY
šŸŒ™ Your Emotional Forecast: April 14-20

The Moon kicks off the week in intense Scorpio, echoing Juno’s retrograde themes. You’re tuned in—and maybe too tuned in.

Midweek, the Moon enters Sagittarius: clarity expands into curiosity. Over the weekend, it grounds in Capricorn just as the Sun shifts into Taurus.

The Vibe by Phase:

  • Mon–Wed (Waning Gibbous): Reflect. Let truth land.

  • Wed–Sat (Last Quarter): Release. Take action.

  • Sat–Sun (Waning Crescent): Rest. Recalibrate.

✨ Your intuition’s not just talking—it’s moonlighting as your therapist this week.

HOROSCOPES
šŸŒ• How Today’s Scorpio Moon Hits Each Sign

ā™ˆ Aries: Mood swings are real. Stay off Instagram before you text something fiery.
♉ Taurus: You’re craving honesty, but can you handle theirs and yours?
ā™Š Gemini: Emotional static in your head. Say less, feel more.
♋ Cancer: You’re feeling seen… and maybe a little exposed. Breathe.
ā™Œ Leo: Intensity turns magnetic today. Use it wisely.
ā™ Virgo: Your inner detective is activated. Check facts before feelings.
ā™Ž Libra: You want peace, but your jealousy wants receipts.
ā™ Scorpio: Big boss energy in the shadows today. Move quietly.
♐ Sagittarius: You’re catching psychic downloads. Journal or combust.
♑ Capricorn: Feeling tender? Even armor gets heavy.
ā™’ Aquarius: Vulnerability = power today. Try it.
♓ Pisces: Your intuition’s screaming. Don’t ignore the whisper beneath it.

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šŸ”œ What’s Next?

Bonus Drops continue tomorrow:

  • šŸ’¬ Tarot Tuesday in the morning

  • 🧠 Mid-April Forecast around midnight

Watch your inbox—this week’s full of fire. šŸ”„