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Moon Monday: Emotional Intensity Incoming
Juno retrograde stirs up secrets, jealousy, and power plays.
BONUS DROP
š Wait⦠Whatās a Bonus Drop?
Itās not Sunday, but the cosmos didnāt get the memo.
Bonus Drops are quick, vibe-specific emails that land when the stars are loudālike today. Youāll get two more this week, packed with sassy mini-horoscopes, clear-eyed astro insights, and zero-fluff readings to keep you grounded and in the know.
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āļø Juno Retrograde Enters Scorpio (Tonight @ 11:29pm PST)
Venus may be out of retrograde, but thereās still drama in the sky.
Junoāthe asteroid of long-term partnershipāreverses into Scorpio tonight, digging up the messiest relationship dynamics: obsession, control, jealousy, and buried emotional debts.
What this might feel like:
Old trust issues flaring up
Secret-keeping or snooping
Romantic flashbacks that sting
That itch to say: āI need to know where this is going. Now.ā
šŖDonāt panicāreflect. This retrograde isnāt about punishment. Itās about clarity. What are you gripping? And why?
š Need help decoding what this retrograde is trying to teach you?
Whether youāre spiraling over someone elseās choicesāor your ownāsometimes you need more than just vibes. A SASS tarot reader or astrologer can help you cut through the drama and hear what your intuitionās been whispering all along.
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MOON MONDAY
š Your Emotional Forecast: April 14-20
The Moon kicks off the week in intense Scorpio, echoing Junoās retrograde themes. Youāre tuned ināand maybe too tuned in.
Midweek, the Moon enters Sagittarius: clarity expands into curiosity. Over the weekend, it grounds in Capricorn just as the Sun shifts into Taurus.
The Vibe by Phase:
MonāWed (Waning Gibbous): Reflect. Let truth land.
WedāSat (Last Quarter): Release. Take action.
SatāSun (Waning Crescent): Rest. Recalibrate.
⨠Your intuitionās not just talkingāitās moonlighting as your therapist this week.

HOROSCOPES
š How Todayās Scorpio Moon Hits Each Sign
ā Aries: Mood swings are real. Stay off Instagram before you text something fiery.
ā Taurus: Youāre craving honesty, but can you handle theirs and yours?
ā Gemini: Emotional static in your head. Say less, feel more.
ā Cancer: Youāre feeling seen⦠and maybe a little exposed. Breathe.
ā Leo: Intensity turns magnetic today. Use it wisely.
ā Virgo: Your inner detective is activated. Check facts before feelings.
ā Libra: You want peace, but your jealousy wants receipts.
ā Scorpio: Big boss energy in the shadows today. Move quietly.
ā Sagittarius: Youāre catching psychic downloads. Journal or combust.
ā Capricorn: Feeling tender? Even armor gets heavy.
ā Aquarius: Vulnerability = power today. Try it.
ā Pisces: Your intuitionās screaming. Donāt ignore the whisper beneath it.
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š Whatās Next?
Bonus Drops continue tomorrow:
š¬ Tarot Tuesday in the morning
š§ Mid-April Forecast around midnight
Watch your inboxāthis weekās full of fire. š„